Quotes from Sarah Silverman movies and TV shows

Gil: Tardy, how do you feel about Alison?
Tardy: I love Alison.
Alison Kaiser: Tardy, how do you feel about ashtrays?
Tardy: ...I love ashtrays.

Paula: We'd like to get to the point where Connor is everywhere, like oxygen or gravity or clinical depression.

Paula: Conner's music may not be what I listen to in my free time, but it seems to make so many people money.

Geraldine: You think everything can be worked out if you just make the right move? That must be thrilling... Life has a gap in it. It just does. You don't go crazy trying to fill it like some lunatic.

Geraldine: Life has a gap in it. It just does. You don't go crazy trying to fill it like some lunatic.

Vanellope von Schweetz: As your merciful princess I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be...executed.
Crowd of girls: What?!
Sergeant Calhoun: Well, this place just got interesting.

Vanellope: So how did I do?
Ralph: Well, you almost blew up the whole mountain.
Vanellope: Right, right. That's a good note.

Vanellope von Schweetz: What's your name?
Wreck-It Ralph: Wreck-It Ralph.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Why are your hands so freakishly big?
Wreck-It Ralph: I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?

Wreck-It Ralph: You're a winner!
Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm a winner...
Wreck-It Ralph: And you're adorable!
Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm ADORABLE!