Quotes from Sandy Baron movies and TV shows

Morty: Didn't anybody ever tell you not to drink and levitate?

Morty: Nothing tastes as good as a free pizza. Now if I could only figure out how to get free beer.

Morty: They found this dead kid at Bridgette's, she's missing, everybody says you did it.
Cody: Me? That's crazy.
Morty: That's what I told the cops, now what the hell happened?
Cody: A leprechaun did it.
Morty: Maybe I should call the cops.

Cody: Everything is a scam to you, isn't it?
Morty: Damn right.

Cody: You should've been an actor.
Morty: There's no money in it.

Morty: I probably should've kept you away from all this supernatural stuff.
Cody: He dropped a rack of pots on my head.
Morty: Oh, well now I'm convinced.

Morty: I should've returned that book to the library five years ago! I don't know what you saw, but leprechauns don't exist.
Leprechaun: What's that ya say? Leprechauns don't exist?

Vic: You screwed up, you're sushi baby.

Vic: Don't forget our single man's special, all you can drink for a dollar. Come along, you drink yourselves into another world.