Quotes from Ross Bagdasarian Jr. movies and TV shows

Dr. Frankenstein: Finally - my fiendish formula is finished.
Alvin Seville: Try saying that three times - quickly.
Dr. Frankenstein: My finished formula is frrr... my formlest fiendula is... my fishiest formula... my fie... never mind.

Dr. Frankenstein: I am going to turn you into a mindless zombie. Have you ever seen a mindless zombie?
Alvin Seville: Are you kidding? I live in Hollywood.

Alvin Seville: Don't touch the cap.

Theodore Seville: Since when did Alvin like playing "Around the World in 30 Days"?
Simon Seville: Since he feels its as close to a world trip as he'll ever get.

David Seville: Now let's see... shirts, pants, overcoat, socks... am I forgetting anything?
Alvin Seville: Me.
David Seville: Alvin, we've been over this a million times.
Alvin Seville: Please, Dave! I need a little culture in my life! The Eiffel Tower, the Sixteen Chapel, the Louvre in Rome.
Simon Seville: The Louvre is in Paris, Alvin.
Alvin Seville: You see? I don't even know where the Louvre is.

Theodore Seville: Isn't Rio beautiful?
Alvin Seville: We're in Mexico, Theodore.
Theodore Seville: Oh. That's what I mean.

Alvin Seville: Three o'clock in the morning, and Prince Theodore has a craving for mushrooms! I hope he chokes on them.
Simon Seville: Alvin.
Alvin Seville: Well, I've had it.

Simon Seville: Maybe you should let Dave drive, Miss Miller.
Miss Rebecca Miller: I wouldn't think of it. Besides, driving relaxes me.

Simon Seville: I can't believe you decieved Miss Miller for a package of Tutti Frutti, Theodore.
Theodore Seville: Two packages.

Theodore Seville: Simon? I feel kinda funny about tricking Miss Miller.
Simon Seville: It's called "guilt," Theodore.

Theodore Seville: I don't think we should have taken the shortcut. It's too dangerous.
Alvin Seville: Relax, Theodore. This isn't the arcade game.

Simon Seville: Your first drop-off is the Cluck'n Taco.
Alvin Seville: You mean our first drop-off.
Simon Seville: I'm only along so that you don't get into so much trouble.

Alvin Seville: I love Athens! The nightlife, the girls, the excitement.
Simon Seville: Alvin, you've never been to Athens.
Alvin Seville: Well, it looks like a city I would love.