Quotes from Roseanne Barr movies and TV shows

Maggie: All right, what part of "cover me" didn't we understand?

Mrs. Calloway: It's Buck.
Maggie: Stallion of the Cim-MORON.

Mrs. Calloway: Maggie, may I be frank?
Maggie: Only if you let me wear the hat.

Maggie: It's payback time! Cover me.
Grace: With what?

Dear Mom and Dad - S1-E22

Roseanne: If my parents move to Lanford, I'm gonna be sleeping on a cot for the rest of my life because I'm gonna be in prison for blowing them away.
Dan: Honey, Honey, be realistic. You don't know how to use a gun. I'll do it.

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Glengarry, Glen Rosey - S5-E23

Dan: We're screwed.
Roseanne: No, Dan. We're so beyond screwed, that the light from screwed will take one billion years to reach the Earth.

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