Quotes from Reginald Gardiner movies and TV shows

Schultz: Strange, and I always thought of you as an Aryan.
A Jewish barber: I'm a vegetarian.

Schultz: You must speak.
A Jewish Barber: I can't.
Schultz: You must. It's our only hope.
A Jewish Barber: Hope.

Schultz: Heil Hynk... Oh what am I saying?

Schultz: How's the gas?
A Jewish barber: Terrible, it kept me awake all night.
Schultz: No, no, no! The gasoline in the tank.

Schultz: Can you fly a plane?
A Jewish Barber: I can certainly try.