Riley Freeman: Gangstalicious got shot.
Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Again?
Riley Freeman: We got to do something.
Huey Freeman: I've got an idea! Why don't we go to college so we don't end up like gangstalicious?
Quotes from Regina King movies and TV shows
Gracie Hart: What happened to team yo? You and me in it together?
Sam Fuller: Don't do that again.
Sam Fuller: Let me tell you when I'm gonna get you an iced Venti Caramel Macchiato: when they elect a black woman president of the Daughers of the American Revolution.
Gracie Hart: Okay. And if that happens, I'd also like one of those little muffins.
Sam Fuller: Where would you like it?
Sam Fuller: I've got to take her to the bathroom.
Gracie Hart: I need a tampon.
Sam Fuller: You heard her, we've got an agent down. We need tampons.
Jenkins: I'm not getting them.
Hills: I don't even get them for my wife.
Joel: I guess this is a job for a real man. Any particular brand?
Sam Fuller: I don't recall seeing a skinny, white-ass girl growing up at the table.
Gracie Hart: Okay, first of all... thank you for calling me skinny.
Sam Fuller: Plenty of guys have broken up with me. You just beat them up and move on.