Lex Luthor: I do not suffer fools, people. The world is filled with too many already. Obsequious cretins who worship aliens, believing them to be the agents of justice. But I have seen the alien's true face. I understand his threat. In spite of my false conviction at the hands of these vigilantes, LexCorp has stayed on mission, redoubling its efforts to find the next alien Ubermensch and crush it in its infancy. (00:21:35)
Quotes from Rainn Wilson movies and TV shows
Mercy Graves: You think it might kill Superman?
Lex Luthor: It would save me a lot of trouble. (00:56:40)
Jonas Taylor: That thing's out there. We need to find it and kill it.
Jack Morris: Why don't you just put a tracker on it? Don't you guys ever watch Shark Week?
Matt Saunders: Hannah.
Vaughn Haige: Oh, man, I think she's dead. Time to start the grieving process.
Dwight Schrute: Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
Pam Beesly: Why would you wanna raise your cholesterol?
Dwight Schrute: So I can lower it.
Dwight Schrute: Today is press day, and press is gonna make or break this store. And for a tech company, press can only mean one thing...bloggers. Dossier on bloggers. Bloggers are gross. Bloggers are obese. Bloggers have halitosis. You're gonna love ‘em.
Dwight Schrute: Your pencils are creating a health hazard. I could fall and pierce an organ.
Michael Scott: Stir the pot! Stir the melting pot, Pam! Let's do it. Let's get ugly. Let's get real.
Pam Beesly: [To Dwight with the "Asian" card on his forehead] Okay. If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver.
Dwight Schrute: Oh, man, am I a woman?
The Eradicator: Surrender Luthor over to Superman and this ends.
Cyborg Superman: That's enough. We may see it differently, but in the eyes of the law Lex Luthor is not a criminal. The rule of law is a rule you never break. And real justice is everyone's right. Even the worst among us.
Lex Luthor: Now, who the hell are you?
Cyborg Superman: I'm Superman.
The Eradicator: There is only one Superman.
Gargamel: Stop ruining things! Ruining things is my thing.