Quotes from Rafer Weigel movies and TV shows

Claire: Where are you going?
Robert: Looks like I'm going nowhere.
Claire: Don't you fucking quote Star Wars at me.

Robert: Mr. Shatner, I just wanted to say that you are the greatest American actor, ever.
Bill: I'm a Canadian.
Robert: Then you're the greatest Canadian actor... ever.
Bill: There aren't that many of them.

Robert: Joy unto you, peace and serenity, you are not of the body, would you calm the fuck down already?

Tricia: Robert.
Robert: Hello, Tricia.
Tricia: Brian, this is Robert.
Brian: Oh right. The Trekkie, right?
Robert: Fuck you both.