Bobbie Markowe: I think there's something in the water that turns us into house fraus.
Quotes from Paula Prentiss movies and TV shows
Bobbie Markowe: Two things I always carry: Tampax and Ring Dings. And I don't even wanna think what that means.
Joanna Eberhart: What do you think they do up there?
Bobbie Markowe: Watch dirty movies and reminisce about the Good Old Days.
Joanna Eberhart: What Good Old Days?
Bobbie Markowe: Like those Good Old Days when "Playboy" used the airbrush.
Bobbie Markowe: I think there's something in the water that turns us into house-fraus.
Bobbie Markowe: I'm also an ex-Gothamite, who's been living here in Ajax country for just over a month now, and I'm going crazy. You see doctor, my problem is that given complete freedom of choice, I don't want to squeeze the goddamn Charmin.
Bobbie Markowe: If you're going to tell me you don't like this dress, I'm sticking my head right in the oven.