Quotes from Paul Reubens movies and TV shows

Vance: We do not want to end up with a low potassium level.
Pee-wee: Duh, Vance! You'd think I never went to agricultural junior college.

Vance: So how was lunch?
Pee-wee: Fine, let's go get something to eat.

Vance: So how was lunch?
Pee-wee: Fine, let's go get something to eat.

Amilyn: Will you be wagging that jaw of yours while I'm biting it off?
Pike: Are you addressing I?

Max: I crashed into electrical towers and my star charts were erased. I need the ones in your head to complete my mission.
David: So you need me and my inferior brain to fly that thing?
Max: Correction, I need the superior information in your inferior brain to fly this... thing.

Max: I do not leak, you leak.

Max: See you later, Navigator.

Max: I told you, I blew a fuse when I totaled that electrical tower. I was checking out some daisies.
David: You crashed while looking at flowers?!

Pee-wee: There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.
Dottie: I don't understand.
Pee-wee: You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. So long, Dott.

Pee-wee: I'm here to see Francis.
Butler: Francis is busy.
Pee-wee: Busy doing what?
Butler: He's having his bath.
Pee-wee: Oh, really? Where are they hosing him down?

Dottie: Pee-wee, how are you ever going to pay a reward like that?
Pee-wee: It's simple. Whoever returns the bike is obviously the person who stole it. So they don't deserve any reward.

Pee-wee: Go ahead and scream your head off! We're miles from where anyone can hear you.

Biker #1: Did anybody tell you that this is the private club of the Satan's Helpers?
Pee-wee: Nobody hipped me to that, dude.
Biker #1: It's off-limits.

Pee-wee: Life can be so unfair.
Mickey: You telling ME?

Francis: Today's my birthday and my father says I can have anything I want.
Pee-wee: Good for you and your father.
Francis: So guess what I want.
Pee-wee: A new brain?
Francis: No. Your bike.

Simone: I know you're right, Pee-wee, but.
Pee-wee: But what? Everyone I know has a big "But...? C'mon, Simone, let's talk about your big "But."

Pee-wee: Have a nice day.
Large Marge: Be sure and tell 'em Large Marge sent ya! Heh heh heh heh heh.

Pee-wee: The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting.

Pee-wee: I know you are, but what am I?

Madame Ruby: For twenty dollars I can tell you a lot of things. For thirty dollars I can tell you more. And for fifty dollars I can tell you everything.
Pee-wee: Tell me why I'm here first.
Madame Ruby: You're here because you... want something.