Quotes from Paul Reubens movies and TV shows - page 2 of 2

Simone: Do you have any dreams?
Pee-wee: Yeah, I'm all alone. I'm rolling a big doughnut and this snake wearing a vest.

Simone: I know you're right, Pee-wee, but...
Pee-wee: But what? Everyone I know has a big "but...? C'mon, Simone, let's talk about your big "but."

Cowboy #1: What's your name?
Pee-wee: I can't remember.
Cowboy #2: Where are you from?
Pee-wee: I can't remember.
Cowboy #1: Can you remember anything?
Pee-wee: I remember... the Alamo.
[Texans cheer].

Pee-wee: Come on, Dottie. Let's go.
Dottie: Let's go? Don't you wanna see the rest of the movie?
Pee-wee: I don't have to see it, Dottie. I lived it.

Pee-wee Herman: L.A.T.T.I.H.T.B.G! Look at the time, I have to be going.

Construction Worker: I'm taking this biscuit with me. I love it.
Pee-wee Herman: Why don't you marry it then?

Pee-wee Herman: Aren't we going to the party.
Joe Manganiello: Pee-wee, we are the party.

Salesman: I'm going door-to-door to make you this incredible offer.
Pee-wee: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! salesmen.

Pee-wee: You all remember what to do whenever anybody says the secret word right?
All: Scream.
Pee-wee: That's right. For the rest of the day, whenever anybody says the secret word, scream real loud. Ready? Let's try it.