Quotes from Pamela Springsteen movies and TV shows

Angela: Too bad they haven't figured out a way to make french fries nutritious. I'm a nut when it comes to french fries.

Uncle John: I used to brag that every good kid in New York came here, but now I have trouble filling half the cabins with god knows who. Whatever happened to the good kids in the world?
Angela: Don't talk like that, Uncle John. There's lots of good kids. We just have to weed out the bad.

Molly Nagle: Where do you think she is?
Angela: Probably fornicating.

Angela: Good thing you're dead 'cause in a couple of years your breasts would have been sagging something terrible.

Tawny: You look a little older than the rest.
Angela: Massive drugs.
Tawny: Drugs, huh? You wouldn't know where I can score some coke?
Angela: Yeah, there's a machine in the dining hall.

Angela: Why did I think this year would be any different?

Lilly: Maria, what's your favorite color?
Angela: Blood red.

Angela: So, why did you come here?
Bobby: It's a once in a lifetime opportunity. Plus, it would look really good on my resume.

Herman: Where'd you learn to chop wood like that?
Angela: I've never chopped wood before. But I've chopped other things.

Angela: Are you a cheerleader?
Cindy: Yes.
Angela: You a virgin?
Cindy: No.
Angela: Do you take drugs?
Cindy: Doesn't everybody?
Angela: Strike three.