Quotes from Orson Bean movies and TV shows

Gandalf the Grey: Surely you don't disbelieve the prophecies because you helped bring them about? You don't really suppose, do you, that all your adventures and escapes were managed by mere luck, just for your sole benefit? You're a very fine person, Mr. Baggins, and I'm very fond of you, but you're only quite a little fellow in a wide world, after all.
Bilbo Baggins: Thank goodness.

Bilbo Baggins: No hat, no stick, no pipe, not even a pocket handkerchief. How can one survive?

Bilbo Baggins: A box without hinges, key, or a lid, but golden treasure inside is hid.
Gollum: Eggs! Eggs is the answer.

Bilbo Baggins: Oh, stop complaining! I never promised to burgle you first class accommodations.

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