Alex: We need to get the band together this instant. Nat: Are you up for it, man? Alex: Yes. I'm fortified by milk.
Alex: I love Jesse. She's kinda like my girlfriend. Nat: She is not like your girlfriend. Alex: In a way, Nat... in a way. Nat: In what way? David: In a way she doesn't know about.
Nat: Jesus, what a jerk. Alex: Don't ever say Jesus! He was the best president we've ever had.
Alex: Alienate means see boobies? Nat: Alex, that's inappropriate. Alex: Inappropriate means see boobies?
