Quotes from Mike Vogel movies and TV shows

Lee Strobel: Lee Strobel - Okay God, you win.

Jenny: Do me a favor.
Ian Stone: Anything.
Jenny: Shoot me if I turn into my sisters.
Ian Stone: Yeah, but then I wouldn't get to see your pretty little face.

Ian Stone: I know you. How do I know you?
Gray: You have to remember, Ian. They're already coming. But whatever you do, don't let them find her. If they find out, they can do terrible things to her. And that will be the end for you.

Jenny: Are you all right?
Ian Stone: Yeah, aside from the sudden desire to slit my wrists I think I'll make it until Monday.

Medea: One day you might try actually getting up on time.
Ian Stone: And not risk being fired? How much fun would that be?

Gray: Your watch stopped.
Ian Stone: Huh?
Gray: Your watch. After you left for work this morning, it stopped, didn't it? Whenever a clock stops, they're coming.
Ian Stone: Who?
Gray: You know.
Ian Stone: I'm sorry. I don't know what you're talking about.
Gray: Listen, you're a smart boy. Don't let denial get in the way of that.

Jack: You just gotta go up to her and say "Hey, jizzed in my shorts."

Andy: Well, I guess that's what brains look like... Sort of like... lasagna... kind of... Okay, I'll shut up now.

Sheriff Hoyt: I bet she's real unhappy, real sorry that you're getting fuckin' her blood all over your goddamn arm. You know, back when I was a young patrolman, I used to love wrapping up these young honies.
Andy: Yeah, I bet you did.
Sheriff Hoyt: Yeah, cop me a little bit of a feel every now and then, you know. Oh, look at that. She's kind of wet down there. What you boys been doing with this dead body anyway?
Andy: Can we please finish this?

Old Monty: What the hell are you doing in my house?
Andy: All right, look. We're just looking for are friend, all right. Then we'll be out of here.
Old Monty: You ain't running things, boy except your mouth.
Andy: This guy's crazy.
Old Monty: You little turd, you're so dead, you don't even know it.

Andy: Erin, I'm dead. Please finish it. You can do it.
Erin: I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.
Andy: Here's a knife. Erin, do it. Do it.
Erin: I can't do it.
Andy: Do it! Do it! Do it.
Erin: Please forgive me... Please forgive me.