Cpl. Kevin Harris: Santos, you okay?
TSgt. Elena Santos: Yeah. I got that nasty stuff all over my mouth, man.
Cpl. Kevin Harris: Ha ha ha ha.
TSgt. Elena Santos: It's not funny.
Cpl. Kevin Harris: Ha. You let him do you on the first date.
Eden: These waves are for the big boys.
Manager of Lanakai: You can pick up your last paycheck next week, surf's up Anne Marie.
Anne Marie: Please don't suspend me.
Manager: I'm not suspending you, I'm firing you.
Eden: Well, if she's fired, I quit.
Lena: Me too.
Anne Marie: So you're seriously firing all of us?
Manager: No, I'm firing you, they quit, so don't get any ideas about un-employment.
Anne Marie: Seriously, guys, don't quit! We need to make rent.
Letty: You want a piece of ass, go to Hollywood Boulevard. You want an adrenaline rush that'll be two large.
Hector: You Sandro's kid too? How come I never heard about you?
Diana Guzman: I don't know. I'm his pride and joy.
Adrian: My life with you is war.
Diana Guzman: Maybe. Maybe life is just war period.
Diana Guzman: How come everything's gotta be romance with you?
Marisol: I live for that shit, what can I say?
J.D.: I shot her five times. How was she still standing?
Rain: Bitch isn't standing now.
Rain: She bit me man! I mean she took a chunk clean right out of me!
Chris Sanchez: Just because I bought you a drink doesn't mean you're getting laid tonight.
Street: So, what does two drinks mean?
