Quotes from Michael Zegen movies and TV shows

Frances: Do I look old to you?
Benji: No. Yes.
Frances: How old?
Benji: Older than I am.
Frances: Older than 27?
Benji: No. 27 is old, though.

Benji: Are you still undateable?
Frances: Oh yes, very undateable.

Benji: It's after three, I can drink.

Frances: I'm poor.
Benji: That's actually offensive to poor people.

Benji: Let's do something fun. We could go to a movie.
Frances: Movies are so expensive now.
Benji: Yeah, but you're at the movies.