Quotes from Mel Gibson movies and TV shows - page 2 of 7

Hamish: Personal escort of the princess.
William Wallace: Aye.
Hamish: Musta made an impression.
William Wallace: Aye.
Hamish: I didn't think you were in the tent that long.

Argyle Wallace: We'll stay here tonight. Tomorrow, you'll come home with me.
Young William: I don't want to leave.
Argyle Wallace: You didn't want your father to die either, did ya? But it happened.

William: We'll make spears. Hundreds of them. Long spears. Twice as long as a man.
Hamish: That long?
William: Aye.
Hamish: Some men are longer than others.
Hamish's dad: Your mother been telling you stories about me again.

William Wallace: Why do you help me?
Princess Isabelle: Because of the way you are looking at me now.

William Wallace: Are you ready for a war?

William Wallace: I came back home to raise crops, and God willing, a family. If I can live in peace, I will.

William: Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own ass.

William Wallace: Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace.

William: They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!

William Wallace: I will invade England and defeat the English on their own ground!

Jerry Fletcher: A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.

Jerry Fletcher: The Vietnam War was fought over a bet that Howard Hughes lost to Aristotle Onassis.

Jerry Fletcher: I am an American citizen, and I demand to see Alice Sutton.

Jerry Fletcher: Love gives you wings. It makes you fly. I don't even call it love. I call it Geronimo. When you're in love, you'll jump right from the top of the Empire State and you won't care, screaming "Geronimo" the whole way down. I love her so bad, I just... whoa, she wrecks me. I'd die for her.

Alice Sutton: I love you, too.
Jerry Fletcher: Oh Alice... now you tell me.

Thomas Craven: You had better decide whether you're hangin' on the cross... Or bangin' in the nails.

Thomas Craven: Everything's illegal in Massachusetts.

Bill Long: You're gonna wake the whole damn neighborhood.
Stuart Long: This ain't no neighborhood. This is a trailer park. They ought to thank me for the wake-up call. Get their asses up to find a job. Early bird gets the worm! Ain't you all heard?

Bill Long: I never did like wearing these things. Ain't done one of these since your brother's funeral. Still got your mother's makeup on it.
Stuart Long: You got another one coming up.

Stuart Long: You get back what you put out there, Bill.
Bill Long: Is that why God gave you an incurable disease?
Stuart Long: You called it. You always said I was a degenerate.