Bugs Bunny: So long, Methuselah.
Yosemite Sam: That consarn idjit rabbit bit me nose.
Yosemite Sam: I smell carrots a-cooking, and where there's carrots, there's rabbits.
Bugs Bunny: Brother. What a Leonardo da Punchy. What a Too-Lousy Lautrec.
Daffy Duck: This is preposthterousth-th.
Bugs Bunny: Like they say, never send a duck to do a rabbit's job.
Bugs Bunny: Like the man said: Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.
Sylvester: First, I am happy, for I am to marry the fair Melissa. Then, I am furious, because I despise the Scarlet P-P-Pumpernickel.
Daffy Duck: The Lord High Chamberlain was simply furious.
Porky Pig: I'm s-s-s-s-simply furious.
Daffy Duck: But Milady Melissa was simply delighted.
The Fair Melissa: I'm simply delighted.
Stage Manager: But Daffy, we bill according to drawing power.
Daffy Duck: Oh, yeah? That rabbit couldn't draw flies if he was covered with syrup. Okay, this performance will prove I'm a star.
Daffy Duck: Try not to trip me up with those big feet, please.
Bugs Bunny: I'll try, Daffy.
Daffy Duck: We're on.
Bugs Bunny: Ah, my public. How they love me.
Bugs Bunny: I'll do it, but I'll probably hate myself in the morning.
Bugs Bunny: Hey, look, folks! I'm ahead! I'm in the lead! I'm gonna win, yeah! Hooray for the rabbit! Hooray! Look at me go! Look at me go.
Cecil Turtle: Time's a-wasting, speedy.
Pepe Le Pew: Quelle est? Une king-sized femme skunk. Acres and acres of her, and she is mine, all mine.
Pepe Le Pew: All is love in fair and war.
Bugs Bunny: Why, Granny! You're just a wolf in cheap clothing.
Taxidermist: May I help you?
Woody Woodpecker: Yeah. How about a menu?
Taxidermist: I beg your pardon?
Woody Woodpecker: A menu, menu! M-E-N, men. Y-O-U, you. Menu.
Daffy Duck: Yes, sir. Daffy Duck, personal representative of the biggest discovery since the Sweater Girl. He's colossal! Stupendous! One might even go so far as to say... he's mediocre. I give you that paragon of pep and personality, Sleepy Lagoon.
