Quotes from Max Greenfield movies and TV shows

Schmidt: Every couple has a weakness. Kate and Will, I could break them up with one email. Oh look at that, look at the royal baby now, living with slutty Aunt Pippa.

Kryptonite - S1-E2

Schmidt: You consider me a sexy man, correct?
Jess: I don't know how to answer that question.

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