The Girl: I just hope it's not some priceless antique or something.
Richard Sherman: Forget it. Just early Sears, Roebuck.
The Girl: Do you have any kids?
Richard Sherman: No. None. No kids. Well, just one. Little one. Hardly counts.
The Girl: I had onions at lunch. I had garlic dressing at dinner. But he'll never know, because I stay kissing sweet, the new Dazzledent way.
The Girl: I think it's wonderful that you're married! I think it's just elegant.
The Girl: Hey, did you ever try dunking a potato chip in champagne? It's real crazy.
The Girl: You're married. I knew it! You look married.
The Girl: When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the icebox.
