Quotes from Maria Conchita Alonso movies and TV shows

Dynamo: Thought it was pretty funny out there in the zone. What's the matter now, bitch? Why aren't you laughing?
Amber: Because there's nothing funny about a dickless moron with a battery up his ass.

Laughlin: Who the hell is this?
Ben Richards: She's the one who turned me in at the airport. Guess this is her reward.
Amber: Oh, go ahead. Make jokes. It's all your fault I'm here. They think I'm helping you out. They even think I'm your girlfriend.
Ben Richards: I can straighten that out. You see that camera up there? I'll strangle you in front of the whole audience.

Amber: Me and my big mouth. We should have taken the trip to Hawaii.
Ben Richards: I had the shirt for it but you fucked it up.

Amber: Where's Buzzsaw?
Richards: Oh, he had to split.

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Amber: Jesus Christ!
Richards: Guess again.

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Ben Richards: Damn that Killian!
Amber Mendez: What's wrong? You should be happy! We're officially dead, we can go anywhere, do anything.
Ben Richards: No! Don't you understand yet? They'll never let us out of here alive, they can't afford it! They'll get the police, the army, and hunt us down like dogs! Off camera, of course.

Peter Loew: Am I getting through to you, Alva?
Alva Restrepo: I'll go right to it, Mr. Loew.