Quotes from Lou Albano movies and TV shows

Luigi: Hey Mario! You sure you know what you're doing?
Mario Mario: Sure, I'm doing 60 miles an hour.

Mario Mario: We need your Hocus Pocus. Can you make us fly?
Genie: Fly? Do you know what a drain that is on me?
Luigi: No problem. Any drain you got, we can fix. We're plumbers.
Mario Mario: Tell you what, you make us fly and I'll grease your palm with a gold coin.
Genie: Now you're talking. Eeenie meenie miney mo. Make'em fly. I need the dough.

Mario Mario: That's a heaping helpin' of moolah.
Luigi: Yeah and that's a lot of money too.

Mario Mario: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em... then beat 'em.

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