Quotes from Lauren German movies and TV shows

Stuart: Your friend looks like she's having fun.
Beth: Yeah. I get to listen to them have sex later.
Stuart: Can we switch? I'm over at the Dvorzak hotel and it's probably been three centuries since anybody's had sex over there.

Beth: So you and Sasha. Are you two.
Axelle: Oh, no. God, no. He's old enough to be my dad.
Beth: What does he do?
Axelle: He does auctions.

Beth: What's the code?
Stuart: When's your birthday?
Beth: That's fucking sick.