Quotes from Larry the Cable Guy movies and TV shows

Finn McMissile: My apologies, I haven't properly introduced myself. Finn McMissile, British intelligence.
Mater: Tow Mater, average intelligence.

Finn McMissile: Siddley. Paris, tout de suite.
Mater: Two of them sweets for me too.

Mater: I call this move "what I accidentally did to my friend Luigi."

Larry: Ms. Macechelli was dilling his pickle.
Jane Whitley: Dilling his pickle?
Larry: Chucking his corn.
Amy Butlin: Chucking his corn?
Larry: Trimming his tree.
Jane Whitley: Trimming his tree?
Larry: Branching his limb.
Amy Butlin: Branching his limb?
Larry: Oh, I can do this all day.

Larry: That'll go down faster than a bottle of Vicodin at Courtney Love's house.

Larry: She was so ugly, she coulda trick or treated over the telephone.

Larry: He's going down faster than a bottle of vodka in Courtney Love's house.