Melinda Sordino: I hate winter. I've lived in the midwest my whole life and I hate winter. It starts too early and it ends too late. Why doesn't everyone just move to Florida?
Melinda Sordino: I should probably tell someone. Just... anyone. Get it over with. Blurt it out.
Melinda Sordino: It's impossible to listen to Ms. Kane. Her voice sounds like an engine that won't turn over. Plus she laughs at her own jokes.
Melinda Sordino: It's my first day of high school. I have seven new notebooks, a skirt I hate, and a stomach ache.
Melinda Sordino: My English teacher has no face. I call her Hairwoman.
Melinda Sordino: I was raped.
Diana: Will they kill me, do you think?
Diana: I'm a magnet for madness. Other people's madness.
William: Mummy, what's happened?
Diana: It's Christmas. Everything waits until after Christmas.
William: Mummy, why do we have to open our presents on Christmas Eve? Why not Christmas Day like everybody else?
Diana: You know at school, you do tenses?
William: Yeah.
Diana: There's the past, the present, future.
William: Right.
Diana: Well here, there is only one tense. There is no future. The past and the present are the same thing.
William: Daddy told Harry it's because Father Christmas does queens and kings the day before everybody else so that we get the best presents.
Diana: Now leave me. I wish to masturbate. You can tell everyone I said that.
Diana: Three days. That's it.
Diana: Why don't they just turn up the heating instead of burying everyone in blankets? It's every year I say it.
Isabella Swan: Everyone's staring.
Edward Cullen: No, not that guy. Oh wait, he looked.
Isabella Swan: Graduation caps?
Edward Cullen: Private joke. We matriculate a lot.
Edward Cullen: I don't have the strength to stay away from you anymore.
Isabella Swan: Then don't.
Isabella Swan: How did you get in here?
Edward Cullen: The window.
Isabella Swan: Do you do that a lot?
Edward Cullen: Just the past couple of months.
Isabella Swan: Are you going to tell me how you stopped the van?
Edward Cullen: Yeah. Um... I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it.
Isabella Swan: I can't bring myself to regret the decisions that brought me to Forks. They also brought me to Edward.
