Professor Radisson: If you're looking for an easy grade without much work put into it, now would be your turn to leave.
Ares: I can't believe you have these mortals convinced that you're this "Kevin Sorbo" character.
Hercules: Some people just aren't ready for the truth.
Kull: With this axe, I rule.
Captain: I remember when my father used to beat me.
Queen Margo: Traditional rites of passage.
Captain: No, my father was an alcoholic.
Captain: I'm going to go all Hercules on your ass!
