Quotes from Kevin Jamal Woods movies and TV shows

Stymie: Wood doesn't grow on trees.

Stymie: I... Stymie... Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club... Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours - or until I scream bloody murder.

Stymie: You only meet your once in a lifetime friends... once in a lifetime.

Stymie: You're not thinkin' about Darla, are ya?
Alfalfa: No, of course not.
George "Spanky" McFarland: Good.
Alfalfa: I wonder if she's not thinking of me, too?

Stymie: Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich.
Porky: That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter.
Buckwheat: Don't worry, it's pretty fresh.