Mason Storm: What year is it?
Andy Stewart: Try not to talk.
Mason Storm: What year is it?
Andy Stewart: It's 1990.
Lisa: If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in a jungle.
Lisa: So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?
Lisa: I can be a real serious bitch if I don't get what I want.
Lauren Goodhue: I've never missed one of your concerts. Hibbing, however, wasn't at Friday's.
Hibbing Goodhue: It was a high colonic.
Ryan Harrison: Yes, a Jewish holiday. Mazel tov.
