Quotes from Katrina Bowden movies and TV shows

Shelby: Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina.

Dale: You thought I looked like some kind of freak?
Allison: We misjudged you Dale. I'm... I'm really sorry.
Dale: Don't be sorry, it's my fault. I should have known if a guy like me talked to a girl like you, somebody would end up dead.

Allison: What was that?
Dale: Anthemis nobilis.
Allison: Huh?
Dale: It's the ingredient in camomile tea that causes allergic reactions in rare cases... Like I said, I remember weird stuff.

Allison: It's true, Chad. You're half hillbilly.

Allison: I have this stupid dream.
Dale: Dreams are not stupid.