Maggie Witzky: Why are you doing this?
Tom Witzky: Water softens up the dirt.
Maggie Witzky: I didn't marry you 'cause you were going to be famous. I liked the way your ass looked in jeans.
Tom Witzky: I never wanted to be famous. I just never expected to be so.
Maggie Witzky: What?
Tom Witzky: I don't know, ordinary.
