Quotes from Jude Law movies and TV shows - page 3 of 5

Dom Hemingway: And that, my friends, is how you open a safe.

Hugh: Whatever happened to you it sure wasn't pretty.
Dom Hemingway: Misfortune. Misfortune befell me.

Dom Hemingway: I should fucking kill you, but I fancy a pint instead.

Albus Dumbledore: The world as we know it is coming undone. Things that seem unimaginable today will seem inevitable tomorrow. Should you agree to do what I ask, you'll have to trust me, even when every instinct tells you not to.

Amanda: You know, I was just thinking why would I ever leave before New Year's Eve? That makes no sense at all. I mean, you didn't exactly ask me out... but you did say you loved me... so I'm thinking I've got a date. If you'll have me.
Graham: I have the girls New Year's Eve.
Amanda: Sounds perfect.

Amanda: Are you D-I-V-O-R-C-E-D?
Graham: No W-I-D-O-W-E-R.

Graham: Well, I cry all the time.
Amanda: You do not.
Graham: Yeah I do. More than any woman you've ever met.
Amanda: You don't have to be this nice.
Graham: It happens to be the truth.
Amanda: Really?
Graham: A good book, a great film, a birthday card, I weep.
Amanda: Shut up.
Graham: I'm a major weeper.

Graham: I have a cow and I sew. How's that for "hard to relate to"?

Amanda: I'm not going to fall in love with you, I promise.
Graham: Okay. Nicely put. Thank you.
Amanda: No, it's just that I know myself. I'm not sure I even fall in love. Not like the way other people do. How's that for something to admit?
Graham: Well, like I said, Most Interesting Girl Award.
Amanda: I'm gonna try to see that as a compliment.
Graham: You should. Absolutely.

Graham: I have the classic male problem of no follow through. Absolutely never remember to call after a date - but as this wasn't a date, I guess I'm off the hook.

Graham: Call me old fashioned but one doesn't have sex with women who are unconscious.

Graham: So you were totally great.
Amanda: Yeah, this is a bitch.

Graham: Bad?
Amanda: Weird. Kissing a total stranger.
Graham: Really? I do it all the time.

Vortigern: When people fear you, it is the most intoxicating position a man can possess.

Danny: Know this, I would marry you yesterday.

Anna Swan: Hi, nice to meet you.
Danny: Last time we met, you were covered in afterbirth.
Eric: Well, now, there's a line I bet you never heard before.

Karen Swan: I'm 29. Do you know how old I'm going to be next year?
Danny: 30?
Karen Swan: Don't mock me.

Danny: Have you met Jesus?
Nina: He saved my life.

Remy: My job is simple. Can't pay for your car, the bank takes it back. Can't pay for your house, the bank takes it back. Can't pay for your liver, well, that's where I come in.

Remy: Almost every job I do ends the exact same way. Some whimper. Some cry. Some even laugh. But in the end, they all do the same horizontal mambo, twitching and thrusting their way into the great beyond.