Jesus: My name is Jesus. My uncle is in dry cleaning.
Danny: Know this, I would marry you yesterday.
Anna Swan: Hi, nice to meet you.
Danny: Last time we met, you were covered in afterbirth.
Eric: Well, now, there's a line I bet you never heard before.
Jesus: My name is Jesus. I was named after a band leader in Panama City.
Billy: He's the retard! Hey, you're the retard.
Karen Swan: I'm 29. Do you know how old I'm going to be next year?
Danny: 30?
Karen Swan: Don't mock me.
Karen: Danny, look! This filthy, semi-literate yahoo wants to do me. Dreams do come true! No, sure, I want to, right now, right here on the table. Why not? The way that jelly clings to your chin, it's so sexy, look at you. I mean, that pasty, white gut of yours cascades over your belt like water in a dream, what more could a woman want?
Ring DIng Guy: She took my ring ding.
Anna Swan: Fate? Oh, fate... please, the last refuge of the truly desperate.
Nina Swan: I've been scared my whole life, it's only now that I'm in love I'm not scared.
