Quotes from Jordan Peele movies and TV shows

Melvin: Oh, Professor Poopypants, George and Harold are trying to stop you.

Rell Williams: I loved you in "The House Bunny."

Wendell: We can't raise the dead.
Wild: Well, we do know how to lie.
Wendell: Oh! I like that plan.

Wendell: Now, we're stuck here for life.
Wild: Guess we got what we deserved.
Wendell: We? You have not begun to get what you deserve.