Deacon: When you are a vampire you become very... sexy.
Deacon: Wait, let's kill them. Vladislav: Well let's just see what other safety points they have... and then maybe we'll kill them.
Deacon: I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool. Vladislav: I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no-one had fucked it.