Quotes from Jonathan Ward movies and TV shows

Crysta: What's a machine?
Zak: It's a... thing. Cutting down trees.
Crysta: That's terrible.
Zak: Only if you live in a tree.
Crysta: I do live in a tree.
Zak: Oh.

Zak: Keep the stereo, dude.
Pips: Thanks... dude.

Zak: Am I dead?
Crysta: No.
Batty Koda: We can fix that for ya.

Zak: What are you supposed to be, some kind of fairy?
Crysta: Of course I am. What about you? Are you really a human?
Zak: Last time I checked.

Pips: Why don't you come with me and the boys? We'll give you a taste of real FernGully wildlife? Unless of course you're not up to it.
Zak: I'm up for anything you can dish out, bud.

Michael Cruise: You know what I feel like?
Eric Cruise: A Big Mac?
Michael Cruise: The man's psychic.