Alan Raimy: I want you to know what we know so your mind will be clear, you dig?
Ezekiel Stone: What the hell do you know about love?
The Devil: Love, the most delicious emotion of all. Without love you and I would be out of a job.
Ezekiel Stone: Why don't you try and just enjoy some of the beautiful things in this world? Just one. Try it on for size.
The Devil: Believe me, it won't fit.
Ezekiel Stone: You loved her, didn't you?
The Devil: I never loved anyone but God, and that was a long time ago.
The Devil: If it means anything, I'm sorry. Sort of. Well... no, I'm not.
Ezekiel Stone: Do you know anything about faith?
The Devil: Faith? I was present at its creation.
The Devil: You don't have any friends, Ezekial. You're not only really dead, you're really most sincerely dead.
Ezekiel Stone: Isn't that from "The Wizard of Oz"?
The Devil: I hate that movie.
The Devil: More tears have been shed for answered prayers than for those that go unheard.
The Devil: Thanks to global warming, it gets more and more comfortable for me up here every day.
Lionel Luthor: Empires are not brought down by outside forces - they are destroyed by weaknesses from within.
