Quotes from Jim Henson movies and TV shows

Kermit the Frog: You think maybe he didn't like it here or something?
Miss Finch: Impossible.
Kermit the Frog: Well, what are you going to do about it, Miss Finch?
Miss Finch: I'm going to find Big Bird, wherever he is, and bring him back to the Dodos.

Statler: Hey, Waldorf. Wake up. Here come the bikinis.
Waldorf: Oh, boy! We better synchronize our pacemakers.

Dr. Teeth: Uh oh! It's the cops! The fuzz! The P-I-
Piggie: DON'T YOU SAY IT!
Dr. Teeth: Never even crossed my mind!

Movie Nut

Mr. Skeffington: Snookums prefers the rubber Wall Street Journal to the rubber Washington Post.
Rowlf: Don't we all?

Kermit the Frog: Why don't you try something like: Ocean Breeze Soap will get you clean.
Jill the Frog: You mean just say what the product does?
Gil the Frog: No one's ever tried that before.

Kermit the Frog: I'm staying! You hear that, New York? THE frog is staying.

Ernie: You know, whenever I'm not sleepy, Bert tells me to count sheep.
Count von Count: "Count Sheep?" Who's that?
Ernie: Uh, uh, it's not a who, it's a what.