[About Jayne's statue.] Wash: I think they captured him. Captured his esscence, you know? Kaylee: He looks kinda angry. Wash: That's kinda what I meant.
Kaylee: Everyone's got somebody. Wash, tell me I'm pretty. Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty? Wash: 'Cause you're pretty.
Kaylee: Going on a year now and ain't nothing twixt my nethers that ain't been run on batteries. Mal: Oh, God, I can't know that! Jayne: I could stand to hear a little more.