Quotes from Jet Li movies and TV shows

Fait: What's your name anyway?
Su: I am Su.
Fait: Yeah, and I'm Sally.

Fumio Funakoshi: What style is that?
Chen Zhen: Don't ask! if it works, it's a good one.

Chen Zhen: The object of matching is to beat down the opponent.
Fumio Funakoshi: Wrong kid, the best way to beat the opponent is to use a gun.

The Silent Monk: Learn the form, but seek the formless. Hear the soundless. Learn it all, then forget it all. Learn The Way, then find your own way.

The Monkey King: You have freed me traveller, now go free yourself.

The Silent Monk: What about the two tigers on one mountain?
Lu Yan: We can kill each other later.

Nameless: Great calligraphy.
Broken Sword: Great swordsmanship.
Nameless: You didn't see my swordsmanship.
Broken Sword: Without it, I couldn't have written this calligraphy.

Liu Jian: I am a cop.
Jessica: I am Santa Claus.
Liu Jian: Who is Santa Claus?

Uncle Tai: You play Mah-jongg?
Liu Jian: A little.
Uncle Tai: I love Mah-jongg. Keeps the mind sharp. It's hard to find good players around here. That's why I play by myself. This way, I always win.

Jessica: I'm not your type, huh?
Liu Jian: I don't have a type.

Liu Jian: I don't sell shrimp chips.

Liu Jian: I don't like to get bored.
Richard: Me neither, but you turn out to be very boring.

Richard: What did you do to me?
Liu Jian: I put a needle in your neck.
Richard: That's it?
Liu Jian: In a certain point. Very forbidden. It's called the Kiss of the Dragon.
Richard: Kiss my ass.

Wong Fei Hung: Why so many swords and daggers on the table?

MVA Supervisor: You may make a final statement.
Gabriel Yulaw: The Multiverse... Every universe in it is irrational... Sloppy. I just try to make it rational. I just try to make it neat. You call it murder. How could I murder myself 123 times? I just took those wasted energies... And put them into one container... Me. It made me faster, smarter, stronger. What if that is our fate? To unite with our other selves. To be unified forever. To be one. I will be The One.

Gabriel Yulaw: Thought you were gona kill me?
Evan Funsch: Just give me the chance, asshole.

Harry Roedecker: Get on your knees slowly. On the floor, right now!
Gabriel Yulaw: The floor? This is a hospital. The floor is full of germs. You want me to get sick?

Gabriel Law: Who are you? What did you do to me!?
Evan Funsch: Not me. You. You've done this to yourself.

Evan Funsch: In this universe, you're you. In another, you don't exist. In another, you're married to the same woman. In another, to a different woman. In another, you're married to a man.
Gabriel Law: Hey!

Evan Funsch: Gabe, just so you know... If we kill him.
Gabriel Law: You have to kill me. Kill me! I don't care. As long as he's dead, I don't care.
Evan Funsch: If we kill him... There's a chance, some say, this whole universe will go with him.