Rupert Pupkin: I'm gonna work 50 times harder, and I'm gonna be 50 times more famous than you.
Jerry Langford: Then you're gonna have idiots like you plaguing your life.
Quotes from Jerry Lewis movies and TV shows
Rupert Pupkin: Well I'm sorry. I made a mistake.
Jerry Langford: So did Hitler.
Adolf Hitler: Did you know that last year more people died from cigarette smoking than from bombings?
Brendan Byers III: What will you do about that, Führer?
Adolf Hitler: Increase the bombings.