Turtle: Jesus Christ, this guy snuck into another relationship.
Eric Murphy: It's not a relationship. I'm just having fun.
Johnny Chase: Fun is when you forget a girl's name while you're fucking her.
Quotes from Jerry Ferrara movies and TV shows
Turtle: Who the fuck wants a hand job?
Turtle: I thought he quit?
Johnny Drama: Cigarettes, not pussy.
Turtle: Don't talk to us like we're adopted, bro.
Turtle: This is where you should be living, Vince. In a kingdom, like a prince.
Eric: Don't you mean in a kingdom like a king, you idiot?
Vince: Nah, E. Everyone wants to kill the king. But the prince, he just sails along telling all the ladies, "One day I'm gonna be king."
Vince: Johnny Depp's got the kind of career I want.
Eric: Johhny Depp did "Pirates of the Caribbean." And if I'm not mistaken, he wore a swashbuckling costume and carried a sword.
Turtle: Yeah, but he already dresses like that in real life, though.
Turtle: Fucking art, man. Fuck fucking art.
Turtle: Jesus Christ, Ari Gold. You just got demoted to Silver.
Johnny Drama: If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I'd take in the ass for an Oscar.
Turtle: You'd take in the ass for a guest spot on The Hughleys.
Jeremy: I want to be your wife and I want you to be my husband... so bad... so... Will you marry me?