Quotes from Jason Robards movies and TV shows - page 2 of 2

Albert: I was not aware that Nicholas was an O.W. child.
Murray: O.W.?
Albert: Out of wedlock.
Murray: For a moment there, I thought you meant prisoner of war. I think it's that natural warmth of yours, Albert, that leads me to misunderstand.

Murray: Irving R. Feldman's birthday is my own personal national holiday. I did not open it up for the public. He is proprietor of perhaps the most distinguished kosher delicatessen in our neighborhood, and, as such, I hold the day of his birth in reverence.

Murray: You didn't answer my question. Would you like to visit the Empire State Building?
Sandra: No, not really.
Murray: Well, then how about the zoo?
Sandra: Not just now.
Murray: Well, then will you marry me?
Sandra: What?
Murray: Just a bit of shock treatment there. I have found after long experience that it's the quickest way to get a woman's attention when her mind wanders. Always works.

Murray: Better go to your room.
Nick: This is a one-room apartment.
Murray: OK, then go to your alcove.

Sandra: Well, Murray, um, to sort of return to reality for a moment.
Murray: I'll only go as a tourist.

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