Drew 'Bundini' Brown: Now I'm Jewish and he's Muslim, and because of that he tells me I need to give up certain things, like pork and white women... I can give up the Pork, but the white women? God Damn, how the hell do you do that?
Drew 'Bundini' Brown: Free ain't easy. Free is real. And real's a motherfucker.
Reporter: Hey, you think it's about time for a hairpiece?
Drew 'Bundini' Brown: What you talking 'bout a hairpiece for? You already done lost all your hair, you cueball headed motherfucker.
Drew 'Bundini' Brown: God don't love us! We be.
Electro: I will control everything, and I will be like a god to them.
Spider-Man: A god named Sparkles?
Electro: Soon, everyone in the city will know how it feels to live in a world without power, a world without mercy, a world without Spider-Man!
Electro: It's my birthday, now it's time for me to light my candle!
Hannigan: Like me on Facebook.
Will Stacks: I don't like you in Harlem, why would I like you on Facebook?
Will Stacks: Why are you running?
Annie: It gets me to places quicker.
Will Stacks: Sometimes what you're looking for, is right in front of your face.
Will Stacks: See, you gotta play the cards that you've been dealt. No matter how bad the cards are.
Annie: What if you don't have any cards.
Will Stacks: Then you bluff.
Annie: Where are we?
Will Stacks: Queens.
Annie: Do I need my passport?
Annie: Are you lactose-intolerant?
Will Stacks: I'm kid-intolerant.
