Cody: I'm awake! I'm awake! I'M awaaaakkkke...
Susan Carpenter: Sheila? Hello?
Peter Carpenter: Found her.
Sheila: Oh... oh. Lovely. You brought the children. Hello, Hank.
Henry Carpenter: Sheila. Looking radiant as ever.
Susan Carpenter: Let me guess, drinking away memories of that ex who left you in the lurch with two young boys.
Sheila: That was you.
Susan Carpenter: Oh, yeah.
Peter Carpenter: Sheila.
Sheila: Hello, Peter. Hank.
Henry Carpenter: It's actually Henry. I think you'd be able to retain at least one simple name somewhere beyond that haircut.
Sheila: Nice goggles. They go well with your misshapen head.
Susan Carpenter: OK... Fuck it.
Peter Carpenter: You're not supposed to swear in front of me.
Audrey Newhouse: This last letter suggests he was full of hope.
Rupert Turner: Which is why I am sure you will understand that, for obvious reasons, that is the version that I chose to believe.
Thor: Look what I found in the purse.
Lucas: What is it?
Thor: I have no idea.
Max: That's a tampon. Girls shove it up their buttholes to stop babies from coming out. An eighth grader told me that.
Max: We need to get rid of the drugs.
Thor: We can throw it in the forest.
Lucas: It's a sex drug. What if a fox eats it and tries to fuck a squirrel? It'll kill him.
Max: We're in sixth grade now. We need to start doing sixth-grade things.
Annabelle: I know what cocaine is.
Max: Annabelle! Get the fuck out of here! Beanbag boys only, you little shit! Annabelle's been watching Dateline. She now knows what cocaine is.
Annabelle: Hi.
Max: Oh, my god.
Thor: What the fuck?
Annabelle: Let me a beanbag boy. I'll grow a tiny penis like Thor's.
Thor: Mom.
Luca Paguro: This is gonna be the best summer ever! We'll ride down every road, see the whole world together! It'll be amazing! But there's just one thing no-one can find out.
Massimo Marcovaldo: Mannaggia, not a great catch today.
Luca Paguro: It might be because we're over a haunted fish graveyard.
Alberto Scorfano: We know it's not haunted. The fish think it's haunted.
Luca Paguro: We can go anywhere, do anything... we just gotta stick together.
Jack: When I was small, I only knew small things. But now I'm five, I know everything.
Jack: Eggsnake's our longest friend and fanciest. Meltedy spoon's the best to eat with because he's more blobbier. Labyrinth is the twistiest and she hides things so I don't know where they are. Toilet's the best at disappearing poo. Lamp's the brightest, except when the power's cut. You're the best at reading and songs and lots, except if you're having a gone day. I'm the best at drawing, and jumping, and growing, and nearly everything.
Jack: There's so much of "place" in the world. There's less time because the time has to be spread extra thin over all the places, like butter. So all the persons say "Hurry up! Let's get going! Pick up the pace! Finish up now." Ma was in a hurry to go "boing" up to Heaven, but she forgot me. Dumbo Ma! So the aliens threw her back down. Crash! And broke her.
