Massimo Marcovaldo: You two are coming with me.
Alberto Scorfano: Which knife do I get? Huh? Huh?
Massimo Marcovaldo: You don't.
Quotes from Jack Dylan Grazer movies and TV shows
Massimo Marcovaldo: Mannaggia, not a great catch today.
Luca Paguro: It might be because we're over a haunted fish graveyard.
Alberto Scorfano: We know it's not haunted. The fish think it's haunted.
Giulia: You know, we underdogs have to look out for each other, right?
Alberto Scorfano: What's, "under the dog's"?
Giulia: Under-dogs. You know, kids who are different. Dressed weird, or a little sweatier than average.
Alberto Scorfano: Silenzio Bruno.
Freddy Freeman: If you could have one superpower, what would you pick? Everybody chooses flight. You know why?
Billy Batson: So they can fly away from this conversation?
Freddy Freeman: What are your superpowers?
Shazam: Superpowers? Dude, I don't even know how to pee in this thing.
Rosa Vasquez: Please don't say anything weird to Billy.
Freddy Freeman: You mean like how the Romans used to brush their teeth with their own urine?
Freddy Freeman: All right, well, I feel like every criminal is either on drugs or asleep by now. Wanna head home?
Shazam: Looking like this?
Freddy Freeman: Well, yeah, I mean, usually, we'd have a lair to go back to, but that's long-term. Right now, we have a bunk bed.