Kate: There has to be another way for us to get to Jasper.
Marcel: Another way... another way... always another way... what am i... a travel agent?
Amber: We're really going to miss you, Britney. imya.
Brianna: I miss you already too.
Britney: Oh, guys, I'm gonna mysm.
Sierra: D-A-M-N.
Brianna: Sierra, you're not speaking IM. You're just spelling.
Sierra: Oh. Well then, S-H-I-T.
Britney: Jesse, I want you to know I broke up with Brad the night of the dance.
Jesse: Really? I'd be more impressed if you broke up with him the night we kissed.
Britney: I-I just couldn't let go of my old life. The closer I got to you, the less important it all seemed.
Jesse: Well what's important to you now?
Britney: I could show you better than I can tell you.
Tim Allen: I said we are all moving to Crenshaw Heights.
Britney: Are you insane?
Denis Cooverman: I'm sorry I'm so pathetic.
Beth Cooper: Let me tell you something. All boys are pathetic.
Denis Cooverman: Well, then I apologize on behalf of all boys. And sorry for all the wars and stuff.
Beth Cooper: You're funny.
Beth Cooper: You embarrassed me.
Denis Cooverman: Uh...
Beth Cooper: But it was so sweet, I'll have to let you live.
Helen Harris: Pastor Dan just asked me out.
Audrey Davis: That is so weird.
Pastor Dan Parker: I can hear you. I'm still here. Go inside and do that.
Maddie Dolan: How many elementary schools did I go to?
Cmdr. Dolan: Four.
Maddie Dolan: Five.
Maddie Dolan: I mean, think of it. Brat. A spoiled, mischevious, ill-mannered child.
Tina: You actually looked it up.
Maddie Dolan: How would you feel going through your life known as that?
