Gracie Allen: Well, you see one Christmas my father caught a wild turkey and he fed him corn and chestnuts. But then we didn't have the heart to kill him so we let him get away.
George Burns: Oh, I see.
Gracie Allen: But the turkey liked the food so well that he came back each year. And that way we always had.
George Burns: A turkey for Christmas dinner?
Gracie Allen: Yes.
Quotes from George Burns movies and TV shows
George Burns: Say "Good night," Gracie.
Gracie Allen: Good night.
Willy Clark: Oh, you a funny man, Al, a pain in the ass but a funny man.
Al Lewis: You know what your trouble is, Willy? You always took the jokes too seriously. It was just jokes. We did comedy on the stage for 43 years. I don't think you enjoyed it once.
Willy Clark: If I was there to enjoy it, I would buy a ticket.
Al Lewis: The man yells at me on stage and gets a million laughs. He yells at me off the stage - he gets a heart attack.