Quotes from French Stewart movies and TV shows - page 2 of 2

The Physics of Being Dick - S3-E21

Harry: Dick, you know what they say: "When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons." (00:11:39)

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Dick and the Single Girl - S2-E24

Harry: You know, I bet I could write a killer "X-Files."
Tommy: I could write one in my sleep.
Harry: I could write one hanging upside down.
Tommy: I could write one with a crayon.
Harry: I could write one if I lost both my arms and had to type with my feet.
Dick: I wanna watch one! Why don't you shut up and go write one!?
Tommy: Fine then, we will. Come on, Harry.
Harry: Yeah, come on.
Dick: Good, and when it's on TV I'll talk all through the damn thing and see how you like it! (00:01:35)

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Frankie Goes to Rutherford - S5-E19

Tommy: Robbing a bank, that sounds impossible. I mean you got the surveillance cameras and the security guards.
Harry: All those dirty magazines and the pressure to perform.
Sally: Harry, that's a sperm bank.
Harry: Oh God, no! (00:00:52)

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Frankie Goes to Rutherford - S5-E19

Don: Come on, Sally, we're late.
Sally: Oh, gosh, OK.
Harry: Where you guys going?
Don: Uh, we're going to see the Kenny Loggins Experience. Yeah, they're a Kenny Loggins tribute band.
Tommy: Oh, they sound just like him?
Don: Well, I hope not. I hate Kenny Loggins. (00:08:00)

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Scaredy Dick - S3-E5

Harry: You know, in a way, every day is Halloween for us.
Sally: Well, you mean because we hide behind these bodies, pretending to be something we're not?
Harry: Uh... yeah.

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Guilty as Dick - S2-E15

Tommy: How far would you walk for a bar of chocolate?
Harry: To get a bar of chocolate, or at the request of a bar of chocolate? (00:12:30)

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Dick, Smoker - S1-E5

Harry: You know what they say: "The dentist who drills his own teeth has a fool for a patient." (00:18:47)

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Dr. Earl Dopler: I love my country. Now give me the watch so I can go to Costa Rica.

Hercules: Zeusapalooza? This is not dad's style at all.
Cassandra: This isn't anyone's style.
Icarus: Woo! Bring on the big Z, baby!

Icarus: Yes, my friends, there's a lot to be learned from our elders. For example, if I had listened to Daedalus and not flown into the sun with wax wings.
Cassandra: ...You wouldn't be famous for doing something stupidly reckless.
Icarus: Oh, man! I was this close to wisdom! This close!

Marv Merchants: Well, prison isn't so bad. We do get salisbury steak on Wednesdays.

Vera: Marv, I gotta pee.
Marv Merchants: Vera, you can pee next week.