Carlos: You know who you are, Gaby? You're the kind of person who would have turned away Mary and Joseph from the inn.
Gabrielle: Well, they should have called ahead.
Quotes from Eva Longoria movies and TV shows
Gabrielle: I feel a wave of morning sickness coming on, and I want to be standing on your mother's grave when it hits.
Sylvia: You have to keep trying until something happens. Finding a job is a job, right?
Sylvia: You're crazy and you're dangerous and my biggest nightmare is you with a fucking badge.
David Breckinridge: You're late.
Jill Marin: It's a minute past.
David Breckinridge: Yeah. And that makes you late.